ANSi Art File | 1993-09-26 | 837 b | 640x176 | 1-bit (2 colors) | [TEXT/HRMS]
ocr: Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'11 go over to the persons house I and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I'ue left on the porch? A Jack-0 . II Lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a - - note that says "You. After that I usually feel a lot better - and no harm done. From Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey